Monkey D. Luffy

I've been eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating.

But I'm still hungry.




Need... foooooood...

EVERYTHING

IS LIKE ME!

I hope people can tell the difference between me and everything else.

((Throwing himself against everything, yes. Bouncing along happily, of course. Hurtling at high speeds, perhaps.))

I'm bored.

Does anyone want to go swimming with me?



Oh yeah. GINKO, I BUILT YOU SOMETHING. Because you gave me food. It's in my room. I think you'll like it. I made it myself.

I like having wings. I want to jump off a building and see if I can fly.

There's someone really strange next to me, though. AND HIS BODY IS LIKE RUBBER, JUST LIKE MINE! I think I found my brother. I don't remember having a brother.

I remember Kratos and Yuan, though. They were my nakama. There was the Kharlan War, and they were fighting to stop it so I could go home.

I thought I had always lived here. This is very suspicious.

MORE IMPORTANTLY

I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS!

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?


( OH AND A BUNCH OF uh deity things too )

I'M FOOD.

This is cool.

It hurts when I eat myself, though. But I taste pretty good. Cook-Musician Mokona! Maybe we can complete our deal now.

[sounds of munching]

Wow, it really hurts.

Squalo, I can still be your date. Except I can't dance very well now. My arms and legs can't move a lot. But I can do a bunny-hop dance. I am sure we will be the best couple there.

[munch munch munch]

IT EXPLODED!

THE BUILDING-DESTROYER STRIKES AGAIN.

Now I really don't have a room anymore. We can call it a big window. At least we have lots of fresh air.

The mouse was good while it lasted.

They started running around. They are pretty fast. I couldn't catch them all. And then the Building-Destroyer started destroying the walls. The mice started to explode. Don't try to use the stairs, either.

But don't worry. I will keep you all safe from the Building-Destroyer.

I think there are a few mice left. I wonder where they went.



((Damage Done: Room = exploded. Several deep craters in the walls all along the hallway, as well as a few Luffy-shaped dents. Stairway still intact, but the rails (if any) seem mysteriously ripped off by something that perhaps was not a mouse--in other words, random rents in the rails.))

I have the prettiest girl for my date. If you think otherwise, then we can have a challenge.

Also.

Squalo. I bought you a skirt. I put it in your room. Should I buy you flowers too?

I need a ship.

But I have a crew now.

I will draw a Jolly Roger if you are a member of my crew. I am a very good artist.

Here is our flag.

I still need more crew members. If you want to be with the Straw Hat Pirates, I would not mind.

( First Mate: Squalo )
( Second Mate: Kuro-Daddy )
( Third Mate: Syaoran )
( Fourth Mate: Sakura )
( Fifth Mate: That Guy With the Weird Star on his Face )
( Mechanic: The Guy With the Cat )
( Navigator: The Guy with the Frills )

I was a kid? I don't remember that. It all seemed the same to me. Except some people grew shorter. It was weird.

Oh. And.

Long-Haired Girl. Squalo.

You're going to the ball with me.

It was also really weird when you pretended to be my mother.

Also, this weird guy made me into his grandson. I think people here are really strange.

I also want a pirate crew. The first thing I need is a musician.

Voiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

I'm selling my Grandpa. He's a useless old coot. He's smelly and falls asleep all the time. I don't like him.

But you have to give me food in return.

*yawn*

No, Grandpa Garp, don't throw me into the jungle again... I'm trying to sleep. Go bother Mom. It's always "Luffy, fight off a thousand wildebeest" and "Luffy, survive three days in a jungle."

Where am I?

Grandpa? This better not be one of your stupid tricks.

...

I'm hungry.

Does anybody have food?

The building-destroyer strikes again.

I was making a hammock when both the walls cracked for no reason. A lot of plaster fell on that long-haired girl's bed. Also. The building-destroyer spilled red paint all over the girl's bed.

The good news is that I have finished painting the walls.

But we need to do something about this menace. This is a very important matter. I vote we have a meeting.

I tried to find that short, red-jacket boy with the food-cat for help, but I got lost and went around the island twice. I did find a liger. It's my new pet. I named him Food. It's in the room right now.

The sea elephant told me it wasn't good to live in a girl's room unless you are married. Does anybody else want to share a room with me? I will protect you from the building-destroyer.

IT EXPLODED.

There was a mouse. I tried to eat it. But then it blew up the room. Someone also destroyed Link's bed and left a lot of bite marks on it. I wonder who did that.

It must be the same person who destroyed that long-haired girl's room! Oh, yeah! SOMEBODY KNOCKED DOWN THAT LOUD-MOUTHED GIRL'S DOOR! IF YOU DID THAT, COME AND FIGHT ME!

There must a building-destroyer around here. I'm going to live in that long-haired girl's room for now. Then I'll find the culprit.

After food.

((Luffy the Stampede the Building Destroyer is now located at your nearest Ari Apartments. More specifically, Squalo's room, for now.))

I’m hungry.

What’s this box? Is it edible?

…

Ish nofth feddible. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

But I’m hungry.

…

Ish fonly a fwit dwy. But it’s not meat. I want meat. Maybe I can find a big bird. Then I can cook it and eat it. Or just eat it. I’m hungry.

Hey, this makes funny sounds. Maybe I can talk to someone in here. Hey, box! Box, can you hear me? I want meat!

It’s not saying anything.

Maybe I should find other people. Wait—where is everybody? Who is everybody? They must have gotten lost! I have to go find them before they get into trouble.

Hey, box, can you hear me? Make the people appear!

Nothing’s happening. Maybe I ate some important part of it.

I’m still hungry.

…

Ifth washn’t fwoing fo fwork fwanyway.